NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP. It may or

NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP.

It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this group, but I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and purile remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me.

Okay... So I like dressing-up in leather clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular penchant for cucumbers. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with dwarfs, midgets, and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the judge was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing underwear on my head and brandishing a candle in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and...

Oh shit! Wrong group!

Please ignore all of the above...

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Lmao

Damn, had me for a sec!! :rofl::raised_hands:

HAHAHA! That’s great