I'm bored, anyone want to trade dad jokes?
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Sure
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it
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Why do elephants have red toenails?
So they can hide in apple trees.
Ever seen an elephant in an apple tree?
Works then.
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Oh lawd.
I used to be a chronic procrastinator. My third grade teacher said I would never amount to anything. I told her, “just you wait”
Whats brown and rhymes with snoop?
DR. Dre
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3 legged dog walks into a restaurant. He’s super angry and looking around. finally the host asks if he can help him.
Dog: yeah, I’m looking for the man that shot my paw
Panda walks into a diner. He sits down, orders and eats. The waiter brings over his check and he pulls out a gun and shoots them, then starts to walk out. The host yells at him to stop, which he replies, ‘I’m a panda, look it up’.
Panda definition: eats shoots and leaves
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My niece was getting sassy last night, so I told her “there are cows sleeping in a field.”
She asked what that had to do with anything.
…"it's pasture bedtime."
Lol Steve with the fire
These are great!
I once met a super hero called Typo Man…
He was there to write all wrongs.
I dropped my vacuum cleaner off at goodwill today…
It was just collecting dust.