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If A is for Apple, and B is for banana, what is C for?
Plastic explosive
What does Winnie the Pooh and Jack the ripper have in common?
Same middle name.
3 weeks later and this post is going strong. Love it!
Hey we need a little humor right now more than ever...and with dad jokes it's as little as possible.
Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks... Because, they are meteor
What's Forrest Gumps password 
?
1forrest1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Hey son, what state do potatoes come from?
Idaho
You certainly are...
Some days I wake up grumpy...normally I just let her sleep.
Did you hear the kidnap?...no .... they woke him up
Ya know why trees lean towards Washington DC?
D.C. sucks.
Yep imma gonna resurrect this thread...
Insomnia is terrible....on the brightside only three more sleeps till Christmas.