Could ask him how a bee does its hair. It combs it.
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Anyone else got jokes?
Oh my gosh I totally needed this!
Asked dad this morning if he had seen the dog bowl, he said "no I didn't know he could"
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? ... he was outstanding in his field
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Gotta bone up on my dog jokes...What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter he isn't coming anyways.
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Should I respond with a joke about a scare or a crow? Kidding...why did the politician go to see the wizard? He heard how he helped the scarecrow.
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Why don’t gamblers bet in the jungle?... because there’s a bunch of “cheetahs”
I bet the cheetahs never loose. Don't forget the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just, a whim away, a whim away...
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Sorry this is a bad one...
I hate how funerals are always at 9am.
I'm not a morning person.
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't read a thing.
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Lol my dad is a joke
In a good way or bad way?
My wife thinks we should let the pets share our bed. I finally relented, but it took 5 minutes for the goldfish to settle down.
Why are fish cleverer than people? Ever see a fish spend a fortune trying to catch a human?
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Why are fish so quiet? The only say fisssssshh
Two fish 
are in a tank, one turns to the other and says ... "How do you drive this thing?"
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Whats the difference between a tuna and a piano? You fan fish a tuna, but you can tuna piano.
What do you call a cross between a rhinoceros and an elephant? That would be the eliphino.
Did that make sense?